A new song written January 5, 2008. A comedy ballad about porn, spam and internet encounters.
I have never written down the lyrics for the song “I Want More Porn.” I usually do not work from a script or print music. To the best of my knowledge they are;
I want more porn
More pop up windows
A masochist is what I am
I want more porn
And unsolicited e-mails, please
And if you have it could you please send me some spam
I want more porn
More pop up windows
A masochist is what I am
I want more porn
And casino hot links please, You’re sure to win
And if you have it could you please send me some spam
Just the girls
I want more porn
More pop up windows
A masochist is what I am
I want more porn
And 10,000 bulletins from my friends
And if you have it could you please send me some spam
Everybody
We want more porn
More pop up windows
A masochist is what we am
We want more porn
And more videos of people lip synching to We Are The World out of synch, And videos of cats who look like they’re talking and maybe they are I don’t know
And if you have it could you please send me some spam
Speaker: Violet Blue
Violet Blue is the best-selling, award-winning author and
editor of twenty books on sex and sexuality, all currently in print, a
number of which have been translated into several languages; she has
contributed to a number of nonfiction anthologies. Violet is a sex
educator who lectures at UC’s and community teaching institutions, and
writes about erotica, pornography, sexual pleasure and health for
major publications and blogs. She is a professional sex blogger and
femmebot; an author at Metroblogging San Francisco (Metblogs); a
correspondent for Geek Entertainment Television; she is on the Gawker
Media payroll as girl friday contibutor and editor at Fleshbot; in
January 2007, Violet was named a Forbes Web Celeb 25. She is a San
Francisco native and human blog. Violet is the sex columnist for the
San Francisco Chronicle with a weekly column titled Open Source Sex,
and has a podcast of the same name that frequents iTunes’ top ten.
DATING ARAB GIRLS is very nice They are mostly covering their whole bodies as it is a muslim coutry But these women are very pretty They are so fond of sex and love They want to show their beautiful bodies to their men with more passion They have more sex interest But they will not reveal it so soon
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